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it's a living meme cat that actually looks like a turd and smells like cucumbers. shes owned by a turd.
' wow look at that me me in action'
by mycatsmellslikecucumbers May 10, 2018
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shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
by Jessefro December 8, 2017
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Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.
Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Pick me vibes

by Nava07 December 25, 2022
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Pick me

A pick me is someone who will most likely change her personality for someone of the opposite gender
afraid: hi nitbag
tara: omg pick me chose me love me
afraid: arent you 19.....
by reyy. December 9, 2022
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Lyrics from another song that plays on the radio at work, however, you don't apply that logic to your wife, you only apply it to remedial labor because ONE OF US is a cardinal contributor to the current model of AI and YOU (and not me) have to keep working after I'm credited and paid. It is a completely selfish thing you are doing and you're doing it because you suck and I do not. It's not for your daughter. It's not for your kids. You want to be better and you are not that. You went into this thinking one thing and now it is clear that you were wrong.
Hym "The logic of 'If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you'breaks down when you realize it only applies to labor. You don't have to let me fuck your wife or go without sex but if you try to force me to work even those I don't actually have to, the fact that you're doing it isn't something I have to ignore. I'm not living your lives with you. No matter what you do or say. You may have tricked your dumb whore of a wife or girlfriend into doing it with you but I don't have to do it with you. So I won't."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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Me

If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.
A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."

Hym "Or anyone else?"

A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."

Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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