Indian Love Trap

When an Indian person dates a non-Indian person, with no real intention of getting married, until they abruptly break up with that person so they can have an arranged marriage with an Indian.

I fell in love with an Indian woman, but it was an Indian Love Trap, and she broke up with me for an Indian man of her parents' choosing.

by MagnaGraecia August 1, 2024

Love Smoosh

When a woman takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

I love you more

When Michael has an abundance of more love for Kierstynn than Kierstynn has for Michael

Shut up I love you more nerd

by Crocklover69 January 18, 2022

Love

It’s fake and pointless

Don’t fall in love

by Nah she April 14, 2022

love bombing

when someone gives you an overwhelming amount of affection one day and then treats you like you're worth nothing the next, giving you mixed signals

girl 1: I don't get it. He said that he couldn’t live without me, yet he’s been ignoring me for days.

girl 2: he's love bombing you, leave him!

by wonkypolenski March 18, 2024

Love

What you give a bad name. You probably call it Xdccfg or something...
Also you were to blame for shooting me in the heart, jerk.

Maple: I Xdccfg you!
Rockaroo: You give love a bad name.

by SandwichEaterEaterGuyEater November 7, 2023