Cock

Ring’s cock is magnificent and large, it would need 10-20 people to suck the whole thing. Nothing can compare to the large, benevolent cock of his.

Oh my ring, I didn’t know your cock could be so big!

by Painasaur September 14, 2020

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

cock quiefs

When your having sex and the female starts to quief the male will pull out stand up white a small lean to the right winks at you and quiefs back at you

Dude- did you just quief?
Female- yes

Dude- I can do that as well (He then cock quiefs)

by NUM NUMZ123 January 4, 2024

Cock Gobbler

Someone who has evolved past a simple Cock Sucker.
Mainly used down under.

You fucking Cock Gobbler.

by Sandwich Fucker November 30, 2017

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 20, 2017

faggot cock dike twink

a homosexual of pigmented skin with a rather large penis who has sexual intercourse with human vegetables.

Russel: Hey Henry, don't be such a faggot cock dike twink!!!
Henry: I'm not being a faggot cock dike twink! You are you fucking chink!

by meowmeowpooface February 4, 2024

Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob

When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock

by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017