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Love

1. A non-exsisting thing that idiotic people think they feel just because they see it in movies and literature.

2. Something men say to women if they want some pussy.
1. Dumbass: Dude, I think I'm in love with Angela.
Dumbass's friend: Shut the fuck, Dumbass. Love isn't real! Come on I'm taking you to get your dick wet!
2. Joe tries to pull his girlfriend, Britney's, skirt down.
Britney: No, Joe. I'm not ready for that yet.
Joe: But, baby I love you.
Britney: Aww... really? Come get this twat!
by VagAlmighty March 1, 2011
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Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.
My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.
by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021
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love

Love, huh? For me, love is like a hidden treasure you've not yet discovered. Love causes you to feel all those confused and mixed feelings you're having whenever you're with that person. Some say love makes you feel crazy, thrilled, foolish, and wild. Yet, whenever I'm with you, I feel calm. My mind is at ease. I have never felt so comfortable before, until you came along.
Words are not enough to explain how much i love Ethan.
by aIi. June 12, 2021
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love milk

by WeAre300_kids February 6, 2024
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Self Love

oh you love yourself? sorry thats maxs thing”
“self love? are you talking about max?”
by montemoneyz October 24, 2022
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012
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Lovely

harrison is so lovely
by Baddiebetch June 7, 2022
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