When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.
That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.
by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025
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1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
Get the New hair syndrome mug.Verbally and/or emotionally abusive relationship in a throuple format. Can lead to couple team with one wo/man out. Elder throuples can not break from a BTS situation. BTS seems to be most pervasive in the elder communities. Can sometimes present when a 2 elder couples are close and 1 spouse passes or a couple simply is looking for a third wheel. Eventually the third wheel is entitled to other wheels and this is when BTS becomes obvious. The cure to BTS is somehow returning to a traditional couple. In elder communities this cure seems impossible to obtain.
My mother suffers from Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS. She continues to hang out with John and Lanie even though she seems miserable.
by PuddyPieBrown March 31, 2025
Get the Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS mug.A phenomenon in which individuals who become emotionally and socially invested in VRChat experience a decline in interest and engagement with their previous hobbies, activities, and responsibilities. While they may not abandon these pursuits entirely, their commitment to them diminishes in favor of spending more time in VRChat.
Common behaviors associated with VRChat Syndrome include:
Prioritizing VRChat over other hobbies, jobs, and responsibilities.
Sacrificing time and productivity to stay online.
Procrastinating on important tasks to continue socializing in the game.
Common behaviors associated with VRChat Syndrome include:
Prioritizing VRChat over other hobbies, jobs, and responsibilities.
Sacrificing time and productivity to stay online.
Procrastinating on important tasks to continue socializing in the game.
Vrc User: I just made so many new friends and spent over 9 hours in VR chat
Non-Vrc User: sounds like fun but what about other things? You know you're writing? Play any good games? Watch any good TV shows? I heard that you were trying to develop a game
Vrc User: Ehhhh I'll get to all of those at a later date....For now let's keep talking about VRC
Non-Vrc Chat: This is a very concerning case of VR Chat Syndrome
Vrc User: *realizes that he might have a problem*
Non-Vrc User: sounds like fun but what about other things? You know you're writing? Play any good games? Watch any good TV shows? I heard that you were trying to develop a game
Vrc User: Ehhhh I'll get to all of those at a later date....For now let's keep talking about VRC
Non-Vrc Chat: This is a very concerning case of VR Chat Syndrome
Vrc User: *realizes that he might have a problem*
by LexxtheUrbanDefiner March 31, 2025
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When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
Get the Gooning ball syndrome mug.He suffers from asmunchington syndrome. He will to anything the boss tell his to, including lie to the customers. He ends up in even more CYA situations because of it.
by Jake6.7 April 2, 2025
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