by yufgawf December 28, 2023
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When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
Get the Laptop Cock-Block mug.• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Get the Cock mug.The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
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