Skip to main content

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 28, 2011
mugGet the split rating syndromemug.

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.
by libheway March 26, 2022
mugGet the Short Man Syndromemug.

Frostmens Syndrome

A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
mugGet the Frostmens Syndromemug.

Tourette syndrome

Person 1 FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS DICK DAMNIT FAGGOT COCK WHORE

Person 2 You have tourette syndrome
by Boogereater69 February 4, 2022
mugGet the Tourette syndromemug.

Big boobs syndrome

When a woman has abnormally large breasts.
by fliane September 30, 2023
mugGet the Big boobs syndromemug.

Brady Syndrome

An illness which causes a complete deterioration of any and all football skill; Occurs when facing Tom Brady (specifically in the playoffs)
Hey did you see the Packers get hit with Brady Syndrome? They were 13-3 and managed to let up 6 sacks and drop 2 TD passes!
by Cheesey120 April 30, 2021
mugGet the Brady Syndromemug.

Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020
mugGet the Moist Log Syndromemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email