Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle June 11, 2018

You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.

Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.

by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019

can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.

"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"

by palpate June 5, 2016

fuck u you giddy prick

When someone tells you to get laid you fat piece of shit.

YOU:"Whats your favorite Harry Potter spell?"
ME:"Fuck u you giddy prick."

by ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━- ╮ ┃ September 14, 2016

Meet her thank you sir

When a man is approached by a woman and has sex with her quickly after. The male equivalent of wham bam thankyou ma'am.

A woman asked me out and bought me a hot and ready pizza. She thoughtbI was supposed to give her some because she bought a $5 meal and rubbed my leg. She thought I was a Meet her thank you sir.

by Bigrick9 April 26, 2020

I want you in my belly

A sexually meaning when the boy puts his dick deep inside your vagina, It’s so big that it could rearrange your organs

“I want you in my belly , and your big dick inside of me”
“Yes it’s so big I’m gonna reach your stomach”

by TylertysonSteve August 4, 2020

i know exactly where you are

cyphers ultimate thats pretty good, it can show whos alive and where their location is and the enemy gets notified. Its not like sovas dart and doesnt keep tracking the enemy, instead it shows that position they are in and once they move they dont show.

Cypher: I know EXACTLY where you are
Sova: mm yes i move so now u cant find me hahahahahahaha

by come on lets go April 28, 2021