Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Fat-cock genocidemug. when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022
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son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
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