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“Call me Rynn. Who are you?” Her breathing sped up as the guy’s cock rubbed against her thighs and his mouth closed in on hers. “I’m Jack,” he said, voice muffled from Rynn’s soft lips touching his.
The slow kiss turned into a saucy smooch and then into some powerful frenching. Jack started to move his fingers on Rynn’s 36DD breasts and pinched the nipples slightly while Rynn rubbed her pussy again this cock. She couldn’t wait anymore.
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Jack obliged immediately. Steadily, he lowered himself and Rynn closer to the squishy earth, him on top and Rynn on the bottom. He moved Rynn until he could feel the tip of his cock inside her pulsing pussy. He cummed a little at the feeling. Rynn’s pussy seemed to pulse faster than Sonic the Hedgehog could run.
Rynn smiled naughtily as she gave him a small blowjob, rubbing her fingers against each ball turning it as red as she could. The thick cock turned hard right away leaving Rynn to do one last thing before getting fucked. She leaned down to whisper into Jack’s right ear, him stiffening with her every move. “You know what I said. I need you in me, now.”
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“Call me Rynn. Who are you?” Her breathing sped up as the guy’s cock rubbed against her thighs and his mouth closed in on hers. “I’m Jack,” he said, voice muffled from Rynn’s soft lips touching his.
The slow kiss turned into a saucy smooch and then into some powerful frenching. Jack started to move his fingers on Rynn’s 36DD breasts and pinched the nipples slightly while Rynn rubbed her pussy again this cock. She couldn’t wait anymore.
“I need you in me. Now.”
Jack obliged immediately. Steadily, he lowered himself and Rynn closer to the squishy earth, him on top and Rynn on the bottom. He moved Rynn until he could feel the tip of his cock inside her pulsing pussy. He cummed a little at the feeling. Rynn’s pussy seemed to pulse faster than Sonic the Hedgehog could run.
Rynn smiled naughtily as she gave him a small blowjob, rubbing her fingers against each ball turning it as red as she could. The thick cock turned hard right away leaving Rynn to do one last thing before getting fucked. She leaned down to whisper into Jack’s right ear, him stiffening with her every move. “You know what I said. I need you in me, now.”
( Part 3 of this story coming soon ! )
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