balls

the itchiest things in existence

person: hi

person 2: hey give me a moment im scratching my balls sorry

by worshipper of Tux July 3, 2022

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

all rackets, no balls

When you need two multiple objects, or skills to complete a task but are missing one of them.

Harry had a proper dance costume but his dance moves were lacking. It was all rackets, no balls.

by Catwalker2024 May 20, 2024

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

My ball

My ball meaning my ho, my girlfriend/boyfriend or whoever you tt is technically your ball. Just another way of saying my luhshyt.

Shorty yk u my ball.

she my ball n she know dat dead homies

by thickneyyy2.0 June 9, 2025

balls

balls

i love balls

by jreiurvu April 26, 2022

Balls

What you want in your mouth on a night, what you want to see when you wake up. These big black konkers are the things you love, but just don't know it yet.

'Oh my gosh my dog just shat all Over my sweaty filthy fishy fucking balls

by I love balcks September 24, 2022