Glicmi Syndrome

When you are a little slow, cant speak without stammering, and you jerk off to hentai books.
You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).

"Hey dude you cant make up a sentence , do you have Glicmi Syndrome."

by Dr. Medusa February 24, 2021

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

bundle syndrome

Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.

I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.

by Novoshkos April 22, 2022

Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.

Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!

by Wbr549 May 8, 2019

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

M.L Syndrome

When an incredibly attractive woman dates or finds a man attractive, who is incredibly ugly, stupid, or lacks decent moral character.

“Did you see that ten out of ten Kate with her new boyfriend? He looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan then set ablaze. She’s got a serious case of M.L Syndrome.”

by Mrgn1245 July 7, 2024