A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
Get the Alarm Cockmug. Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.
You are a cock-arse.
by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019
Get the Cock-arsemug. A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else
Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.
by 2can Chu March 25, 2024
Get the cock snafflermug. 
An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.
So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!
by lasonambula April 22, 2020
Get the Cock Nazimug. 1. You dick is so big it makes you famous.
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice
2. You know how to use your dick so well it has a fame of its own.
3.sperm
4. Your dick is so noice that you are not cool but your noice dick is rocking the cock fame
5. Your double dong Denzel is noice
by Hoodassnigga November 20, 2017
Get the cock famemug. when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.
by bid gyu February 1, 2017
Get the cock krampmug.