Downward Syndrome

When you are fucked mentally challenged

I saw Karen the other day and she looked like she just got diagnosed with downward syndrome.

by Heavenlysinner420 March 19, 2025

No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.

“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches”

by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022

zestynegro syndrome

Whenever two black men have sex and one gets pregnant, once the pregnant man shits the baby out the baby then crawls out and licks his pregnant fathers nutsack. Since there is no woman in this situation the baby has to get nutrients from the father's penis turning the baby zesty and causing zesty negro syndrome

"That dude has the zestynegro syndrome."

by sussy dad May 21, 2023

semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.

You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips

by honneamise October 10, 2018

Akash Syndrome

Stage 1: The curse of bricking every possible shot imaginable to mankind
Stage 2:Attempting layups over 1-3 players constantly and either missing or getting blocked
Stage 3: Impregnant Chloe

I just went 0-7 fuck I think I have Akash Syndrome

by Akash’s Father September 23, 2019

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.

Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.

by McStuffings September 10, 2020