Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Stockholm Syndrome

When a boy holds his girlfriend against her will, as a prisoner, by refusing to let her take his car.
Usually perpetrated by a selfish narcissist who’s very manipulative about everything to everyone and who lies, lies, lies he said he loved her!

“Sounds like Stockholm syndrome, you should leave him and be with me”

by Tempestwolf67 January 22, 2024

Woman Derangement Syndrome

A mental illness where a man (or in some cases, other women & gender identities ) become irritated and hostile by the mere presence or mention of a biological female, for various personal and/or cultural reasons.

For example, most 4chan and Roblox players suffer from Woman Derangement Syndrome. Such as thinking that all females are inherently “goonbait”.

by CuteRobotLover July 7, 2025

proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Capgras syndrome

Also known as the Capgras delusion, Capgras syndrome is a disorder where someone holds the delusion that a person they know was replaced by an identical impostor

Arthur:Hi, Giovanni
Giovanni:Are you even Arthur?
Arthur:Yeah
Giovanni:Stop lying
Mildred:He is Arthur, Gio...
Arthur:I guess he has Capgras syndrome

by GasparThalasso June 10, 2025

Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025