Ivory Tower Syndrome

A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.

Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."

by EliteNinja26 July 17, 2023

sober syndrome

The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics

“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”

by Levinator28 July 17, 2023

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is a rare and diplomatic phobia/syndrome which occurs in 4 in 50 people. people with this phobia cannot be cured. it causes them to be violent and maybe even commit sooeside and mass killings from the anger they face. if you see the monster wadoom, RUN.
#kyliejennerlip #kim #santaclause #cardib

“oh no my wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is flaring up!”

by kkmmzzo July 18, 2023

P1 syndrome

When you can only do Fighting game comboes to the right because P1 Spawns on the left side.

A cause of playing a Fighting Game Alone.

Person 1: Wow, I really gotta work on my comboes on the left. P1 Syndrome hitting hard.
Person 2: Doesn’t hurt to swap your port.

by War zone boi July 20, 2023

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

Cummy Bum Syndrome

The syndrome where your bummy is full of cummy cum.

"Bro why the fuck are you looking up cummy bum syndrome are you fucking deranged?!"

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.

If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.

by q359 July 25, 2023