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Myguy Syndrome

A deadly, horrible sickness that can inflict any fantasy football GM if they are not careful. Myguy Syndrome make a league owner drunk on their own player.

Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted
GM #1: Hey, what would it cost to get Jeudy off your hands?

GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!
by Real dynasty dude August 14, 2024
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Skinny Nigga Syndrome

AKA That one nigga who keeps stealing your food at lunch/fat ass nigga.
When this happens to a nigga, they always be askin for your food whether that be in class or at lunch. Skinny Nigga Syndrome is not contagious and is hard to overcome for those who suffer from it.
Darius: Aye nigga u got food?
Jayden: Damn nigga! Always asking for food u got skinny nigga syndrome or sum fat ass nigga?
by Randomwigga_ August 16, 2024
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Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome

"Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome" or "ACS" is a life-threatening & severe medical and psychological condition caused by one's pathological need of Fryderyk Chopin.
"Tytus Wojciechowski (1808-1879) passed away at the age of 71 because of Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome after not seeing his frycek for years."
by spring. January 14, 2023
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Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.
“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”
by Sivilion January 17, 2023
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downherps syndrome

A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.
Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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Kanye syndrom

When you start hating jews people after your wife left you.
Sam was diagnosed with Kanye syndrom yesterday.
by Kanye fan January 19, 2023
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Bootcamp Syndrome

When people realise they have a limited amount of time left at something, so feelings are more rushed and intense than they normally would have been.

The term originated from people at military bootcamp because they would find themselves falling in love very quickly.

It is also often seen among college seniors during the spring semester, before graduation.
“They’ve only known eachother for 4 weeks, how are they already engaged???”

“That bootcamp syndrome hits hard man
by bananapielover January 19, 2023
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