cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 September 21, 2008

cock sucking motherfucker

my brother

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker

by dickinyourbooty October 01, 2021

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 10, 2018

Cock gawking

Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe

Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.

by Clevering April 05, 2018

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020

Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 26, 2020

Yee ol cock slam

When one person, grabs the cock of another and hoisters it to there side like a cowboy, then proceeds to jump up and SLAM them down to the ground cock still in hand

“Me and my girl did Some kinky shit last night, she gave me Yee Ol cock slam.”

by September 14, 2020