John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021
When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.
by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009
Fall Guys Syndrome Day is on the 30th of March. It's a day where everyone listens to Fall N' Roll to fuel themselves with either rage or ecstasy towards Fall Guys beans. Raging towards them involves punching beans while ecstasy towards them involves busting all over them.
Person 1: "amboutta bus all over this pink bean"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "it's Fall Guys Syndrome Day today, all of a sudden i feel like bussin all over Fall Gussies"
by Gumfish March 20, 2024
Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey.
The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:
Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.
Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.
Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.
Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.
A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.
A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.
When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”
Hot flashes.
A rise in temperature.
A rise in random erections.
These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.
They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.
Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.
Good luck!! 🥴
The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:
Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.
Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.
Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.
Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.
A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.
A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.
When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”
Hot flashes.
A rise in temperature.
A rise in random erections.
These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.
They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.
Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.
Good luck!! 🥴
by Definitely not Art April 02, 2022
Toufis syndrome is a very rare syndrome that occurred during the late 2010s, it is the syndrome that causes you constant denial and strong opinions about topics you have no experience in
i.e I won my lane it was jungler's fault that i lost the game, excuse my delusion , i am suffering from troufis syndrome
by troufium March 22, 2021
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
by Frank in Spokane February 16, 2013
Main Entry: M·C·P·H syn·drome
Pronunciation: Em-C-Pee-H sin-drome (whatever!)
Function: noun
Etymology: Mimiribian tribe, Lambnation, Joppetic code
1 : a group of signs and symptoms of getting out of the topic that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality or condition
2 : a set of concurrent things with regard to the discussion of the topic (as emotions or actions) that usually form an identifiable pattern, such that posters are getting out of hand.
3 : a phenomenon that is indicated by Mariah's TOPIC ALERT!
4 : an infection that is highly contagious.
Pronunciation: Em-C-Pee-H sin-drome (whatever!)
Function: noun
Etymology: Mimiribian tribe, Lambnation, Joppetic code
1 : a group of signs and symptoms of getting out of the topic that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality or condition
2 : a set of concurrent things with regard to the discussion of the topic (as emotions or actions) that usually form an identifiable pattern, such that posters are getting out of hand.
3 : a phenomenon that is indicated by Mariah's TOPIC ALERT!
4 : an infection that is highly contagious.
by Lambworld December 11, 2006