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A gift god has given us all. Sex is proof God is real now go fuck your homie
person 1: bro wanna have sex?
person 2: hell ya man!
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Sex story

James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."

"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
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sex

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Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag
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YO B. Sex first ??
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sex

It's where a man and woman fell in love so much, they go on their bed, taking off their clothes, covering it up with a huge blanket, and then doing some friendly wrestling poses until they are tired.
Dad: "And that is how I did sex with your mother."
Son: "Okay."
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sex

jack: can we have sex

girlfriend : YES!
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Sexful

adj. Characteristically successful in the dating domain. Used sparingly to describe someone who is intrusively attractive in a non-threatening way.
More commonly used amongst a generation of Executive MBA students in Cambridgeshire.
Person 1: Not sure why, but I’m really attracted to Jason right now.

Person 2: You must have seen his latest photo drop. He’s looking sexful AF!
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