Stuckholme Syndrome is when a female has experienced being spitroasted by two males and can’t stop seeking other males to spitroast her. Similar to Stockholm Syndrome.
Last month John and I spitroasted Morgan. She liked it so much she keeps picking up pairs of males to spitroast her. She suffers from Stuckholm Syndrome.
by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021
Get the Stuckholm Syndrome mug.While folks are going out their front door to yell and clap support for healthcare workers , she was going in their back door to steal from them. She had TrumpStreet Syndrome.
by Fu friend March 28, 2020
Get the TrumpStreet Syndrome mug.Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
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Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
Get the Tinker Wanker Syndrome mug.Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
Get the Christmas Derangement Syndrome mug.Someone who has the uncontrollable urge to say something emotional at a wedding, funeral or other similar event.
He suffers from Ross geller syndrome.
by Catgut November 11, 2022
Get the Ross Geller Syndrome mug.Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.
I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.
by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019
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