Wimpleton

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

Louis William Tomlinson

Louis William Tomlinson or simply Louis Tomlinson, widely known as loubear, Tommo the tease etc is home to a lot. One of the best lyricist born till date with very angelic voice is also referred to as THE SUN. Member of the boyband with most loyal fan base is the diva of the group with an ass better than that of any Kardashian. His first album "walls" is one of the best albums that will ever be released in the history of man-kind. Also wide-known for his charity works and football skills. You can buy and stream walls; the debut album on iTunes, Spotify and YouTube. One of the best creations of God; LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON.

Louis William Tomlinson;an angel known for his kind deeds and singing, donates over €2m to children's charity at Cinderella ball with mum Johannah.

by FearlessTommo October 19, 2020

Mickey Mouse Win

A Mickey Mouse Win refers to a win that was given to someone in a competition with little to no effort; In other words an undeserved win. The phrase is used most notably when referring to the Mickey Mouse ring or The Lakers during the 2020 season who many claim were given the ring due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, The Term is also heavily used in NASCAR and online games/sports of all genres although use is more heavy in sport/competition related games typically with some type of leaderboard. If a person were to get a Mickey Mouse Win in any event, That Same person will be mocked and people will find a way to add "Mickey" and or "Mouse" to their name . Such examples include "LeMickey and the Flakers" and "Mickey Elliott". People will often associate these mickey hybrid characters with made up stories as another way of mocking them, People also edit the mickey teams faces onto Mickey Mouse Clubhouse music videos.

Jimmie Johnson: *Pushes Chase Elliott across the finish line as an act of good sportsmanship because elliott ran out of fuel*

Spectator 1: That win was mickey as fuck.

Spectator 2: I know right? That's such a Mickey Mouse Win.

Twitter: UNBELIEVABLE. I took my son to go to see a movie and who do I see? Mickey Elliott. He stole the tickets and Disney ring pops we had to go see "LeMickey And The Flakers vs. COVID-19". So I went up to the security of the movie theater to report it and who was it?!? Jimmie johnson?!?! MINNIE JOHNSON WAS IN ON IT AND LEFT WITH MICKEY ELLIOTT. Screw you frauds!

by g0rd0n_freeman August 20, 2021

WillNE

youtuber who talks about the tic tac afgan dan and other bgmedia stars

yo if you can't find WillNE, he's the one with a square head

by tic tac connoisseur December 30, 2016

filth wizard

A person whose ability to create and wallow in filth has surpased all logic and now must be termed "magical."

Friend only to the pig and the rat.

"Look at you, rolling around in dirt, spilled beer, and carcasses of small animals. You are truly a filth wizard.

by J-R3d April 16, 2007

Witch Hunt

Where a person decides to target another person for reasons which may, or may not, be obvious. It may be a work colleague who decides to undermine and belittle a co-worker, or it could be a person who makes it their objective to slander the reputation of a 'friend' or associate. Essentially, it is a targeted attack against one person, for reasons that are not necessarily tangible. Trying to find someone to target and humiliate.

At the meeting today I felt like John was on a witch hunt.

by SuspendedMagic August 25, 2010

Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009