by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 21, 2022
The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024
This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 18, 2011
wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
by True dictionarian April 22, 2022
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 01, 2022
The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
by Some sorta name May 01, 2024