Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024

Wanker

Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey a Facebook wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022