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Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.
Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.
by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008
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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.
A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction
by Highzman October 25, 2012
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vagina puff

Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.
by asdfg March 6, 2003
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Vagina Scoop

When a guy cums, pisses, and spits in a girls pussy then mixes it with his dick and later scoops it with an ice-cream scoop and puts it in her mouth or his mouth.
MM-Hey Bob guess what i gave Maddie?

BB-The weird girl?

MM-Yes!

BB-Oh what did you give her mason?

MM-I gave her a Vagina Scoop.
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
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Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened
I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her
by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016
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Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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indecisive vagina

Noun: Someone who does not know how to control their vagina/penis.
They don't know what they want and will whore it up until they do.
Wow, that bitch has such an indecisive vagina" or "Wow, that dude has such an indecisive penis; someone needs to get that thing in check
by Sharkeyes November 22, 2010
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