Avocado Toast 

This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.

First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.

Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.

Greg: What?...

Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.

Avocado Toast by Avocadoontoast March 28, 2020

toasters, the 

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)

some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.

toasters, the by C0BEX October 7, 2003

tight as toast 

close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.

Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.

tight as toast by bubbadontbutido March 10, 2010

tasty cakes 

delicious weed

Let's have some tasty cakes in Kai's room, 8pm tonight.

tasty cakes by curlyoung August 25, 2008

Toasterovenism 

(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)

1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness

Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.

*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.

*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!

Toasterovenism by Preston Imacreeptastic December 14, 2008

toaster jacking 

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

toaster jacking by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

toasted throat scratcher 

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

toasted throat scratcher by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009