Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

Throat Ache

When your throat hurts but its not soar

God Damnit I have a Throat Ache because a chip stabbed it.

by MisterAvocado June 7, 2018

Throat Fart

Throat Fart
Throat Farted

I just chugged a whole can of Pepsi and now I am about to let out a huge throat fart.

by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022

Throat punch

To punch the throat of something metaphorically.

Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.

by DasUlf May 14, 2022

kut throat

A Louisville Legend; Public Figure in Louisville; Governor Of Kartel Of Kentucky;

Kut Throat is famous in Louisville.

by Kut Throat November 24, 2018

Snap throat

When you take a snap or two and get that dry feeling and nasty taste in the back of your throat.

“Yo Frank pass me a damn water I got hella snap throat”

by Anonymous124832 December 13, 2018

Tibetan Throat Song

When you hum while giving a blowjob

"She sings a real good Tibetan Throat Song if you know what I mean"

by queenlehane November 13, 2022