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Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012
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Alaskan sunrise

The process of passing a tangerine between a person's Anus and another's Anus
Jeez Becky you did an Alaskan sunrise with Jordan. Your both sluts
by Helpfully July 22, 2025
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Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025
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Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.
Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
by Larry the pedophile June 14, 2015
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Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
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Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.
by dabaybay April 14, 2021
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Alaskan Powerpull

Texting a girl “I can give you The Clap” in a flirty way and when you finish inside of her yell “I HAVE GONORRHEA!” But you really don’t
Yamari: “Yo I just gave this bad bitch an Alaskan Powerpull.”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”
by annoying_ahh_lightskin821 December 13, 2022
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