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Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.
Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.
by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023
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Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
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Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
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Hexaflexatrexa Tube

Construction made of cardboard that can be folded without bending the cardboard
Bob: My dad showed me a hexaflexatrexa tube today. It was awesome!
by bigbootybitches626 August 20, 2016
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Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.
"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"
by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020
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Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....
by Niceone January 27, 2019
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Tube terrorist

Used for someone performing a blowjob that uses their teeth.
So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.
by PenisDefiner21 January 4, 2022
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