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death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
mugGet the death textingmug.

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.
That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.
by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018
mugGet the Text Hogmug.

Spazz texting

When someone sends a text message with multiple capital letters and ponctuation. This is usualy the result of being over joyed or texting about something very exciting.
Example 1 : OOOOMMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARRRRRRR ????!!! THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHTTTTTT !!! OMMMGGGGGGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.
by nikkkaaayyy May 2, 2012
mugGet the Spazz textingmug.

Texting Bottom

A person who doesn't ever initiate a chat with someone over text
Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022
mugGet the Texting Bottommug.

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
by Textzitter December 6, 2011
mugGet the sitting on a textmug.

fatass text

That is a fatass text
when you send someone something to get their attention and they didnt expect it...
by Kdiggitty March 21, 2019
mugGet the fatass textmug.

texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.
dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me
by holly_340 November 22, 2011
mugGet the texting shuffelmug.

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