Tap Out

A god damn fat kid that has no social life.

Tap Out needs to lose weight and grow the fuck up.

by divineprideisfgt April 25, 2010

Flag

Get the Tap Out mug.

Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.

Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 01, 2007

Flag

Get the Tap your Log mug.

Tap water

Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government

Yo did you see Jeff today?

No man he’s been drinking that tap water

by Dawty April 05, 2018

Flag

Get the Tap water mug.

Off tap

A phrase engrained in the roots of Fantasy Basketball, directly relating to anything of which could be considered a big deal.

Calum's trade rape of Frasier was off tap!
Mikes free throw percentage this week is off tap!

by Calym October 19, 2012

Flag

Get the Off tap mug.

Double-Tap

High-fiving twice in rapid succession while proclaiming "Double-Tap." An incorrectly performed double-tap needs to be performed correctly before exclaiming "double-tap."

You just took that double-shot of whiskey without flinching. *Double-tap!*

by DanleyBitches May 30, 2011

Flag

Get the Double-Tap mug.