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Get the You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them mug.The current project (as of early 2004) of former Saosin lead singer Anthony Green. Circa Survive is an emo-influenced indie band from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
by Too Clear November 10, 2004
Get the Circa Survive mug.When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
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by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.Suri is an awesome girl. She's the cutest, the smartest, the funniest of all the girls i know. I love her like hell, WOW ! She so understands me and it's like we were connected. i'm the retard she's the brain. I'm the slave she's the master. Every morning, I'm stunned by all this cuteness on her so gnugnugnugnugnugnu face ! I just love being with her, hugging her, kissing her... She's the sun of my days <3
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