Blade Snake

A mystic and otherworldly persona from the Ghanaian art and music scene. Also known as God Bod: The Purest, The Tempest.

It's been a while since I prayed to Blade Snake.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Fame Snake

A famous person who uses others to their advantage and lies to get what they want. Never trust these fake-ass snakes, their fame let's them get away with horrible things. These people are master manipulators and play with people's emotions to make themselves look better. 9 out of 10 celebrities are fame snakes, so be careful what you read. The only way to stop them is to stalk them and use that evidence in court.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that Shane dawson is a sick fûck Fame Snake and manipulated everyone?
Girl 2: No, that's terrible!
Girl 1: Well, it's true.
Girl 2: *unsubscribes from Shane*

by Local_eldritch_gryphon April 23, 2021

Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.

She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.

by Taint long June 1, 2019

frog snake

"They are bad because they jump out of mars and hit you in the back of the kneecap with a sandwhich"

"watch out for frog snakes

by mccarth14 May 5, 2018

Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.

Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021