5 second rule

A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.

Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.

by Nathan Charette July 10, 2004

second knuckle deep

When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.

Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.

by bigdaddyln June 10, 2008

Second Face

1. n. an averagely endowed person; someone having the average/normal-sized penis

2. -ed adj. the state of having a penis of average size.

1. mary: How was your first time with Alex?
Sally: It was nice. It wasn't scary or disappointing. Luckily, he's a Second Face.

2. Shelly is obsessed with that Second Faced boy...

by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008

30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

by ih82luz February 22, 2011

nine second rule

extra dispensation of time to the five second rule if you've swept, vacuumed, or mopped the floor earlier that day

He casually nabbed the chip from the floor within the nine second rule, the rug wouldn't be that clean again in weeks.

by Read1984 February 3, 2013

Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.

Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!

by Superstud July 20, 2005

Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun

Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"

by Jack Coff November 30, 2009