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A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.

Just use Google to learn stuff.
Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020
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Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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The fiery pits of hell, where satan (also known as teachers) fuck with your brain
Person 1: What is a school
Person 2: A brain butt fucking system
by Idk who I am anymore September 5, 2017
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Kid:can I go to the bathroom
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
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Hell :)
by Montana Jerenum September 14, 2017
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A place where kids go to learn some useless subjects , that others probably not gonna need in the future . In other words a place where kids learn about white history instead of their own .
John: you ready for school?

Deshon: fuck no nigga .
by Gabethegreat124 September 16, 2017
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Mom I don't want to go to school it all serves me meals twice a day
by i hate my life 98 September 26, 2017
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