Rage Punch

Illegal in all 50 states, Rage Punch is a mixture of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and 5 Hour Energy. This glorious concoction takes and ordinary night and turns in into something extraordinary. It transforms the user into a raging, yelling machine. When taken to the dome-piece, the user is first overcome by a state of euphoria, accompanied by a tingling sensation all over. Then, from deep down, the very depths of one's soul, a yell emanates. This yell, incapable of being comprehended by modern science, has been touted by some as a religious experience. From that first yell on, the user begins only what can be described as a "shock and awe" campaign. He dances like he never danced before. He yells at the top of his lungs, frightening women and young children. Through this yell, the utmost sign of virility, some users have reported impregnating women by this glorious sound alone. This tonic must be used correctly, however. It must be consumed with friends; there must be others on your level, because it is indeed lonely at the top.

Say bra, want to whip up some Rage Punch and suckle from the teat of life?

I don't know man. Last time I raged, I woke up next to a Boot rat and my penis has never been the same.

by Willy MF D. April 23, 2010

beetus punch

A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.

I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.

by zackaryn September 10, 2010

club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.

"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.

by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006

Powers Punch

(noun) the feeling a male gets when his jaw hits the floor as a result of being told his now ex-girlfriend is pregnant as a result of their break-up nooky

man, when she told me she was late for her monthly visit from aunt flo, i had a powers punch

by just meeeee December 21, 2008

Frog Punch

A punch with a closed fist and one knuckle sticking up.

"I got a frog punch in the leg, ow"

by TheOnlyMikeZ April 16, 2010

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 April 3, 2007