Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
by User3628375739 June 07, 2024
Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
by I h8 nes November 25, 2022
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.
"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"
"F*ck...get down and don't move"
Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"
"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"
"F*ck...get down and don't move"
Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"
by Knobbyhedgeend July 22, 2013
by Porkbench July 06, 2024
To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 16, 2023
(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.
"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"
"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 08, 2017