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piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.
Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.
by beer pong bong May 22, 2007
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South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.
"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"
by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022
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Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
by I h8 nes November 24, 2022
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pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.
"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"
by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013
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pork chop hill

The act of having sex with a fat, greasy women.
by MacDaddyHatesFrankie February 21, 2017
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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pork funion

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.
by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016
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