poon

a person who is just a fuckin “when” moment, they’re are still in the closet and mega simps. they’re also sometimes curkie’s

fuck me that poon annoys me

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021

poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008

poon

To fail the last stream of the popular map, uta on osu! Mainly whilst'd've maintaining a full combo however it does not require one.

that play still would've granted him pp if he didn't Poon even with the miss earlier

by Vetor3x February 26, 2017

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015