by Southsidethief August 2, 2021
Get the Ernest Polingmug. A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013
Get the Jelly Polemug. Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
Get the pole gazermug. An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.
Typically used to insult a male.
Typically used to insult a male.
by Sapacious May 20, 2008
Get the pole mastermug. When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
by blazer13 September 4, 2013
Get the Pole-sittingmug. When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
Get the No-pole-anmug. by weirdblackbammerlance February 13, 2010
Get the hoorah polemug.