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politics

person 1: i really hate politics
person 2: ...what the fuck is politics
by DoodleBaldiBFB February 28, 2022
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Politics

The the thing that fuck tards like to argue about

Jim: Joe Biden is a lil nigger lover

Tyrone: Trump is a dumb white cracke

Tim: you two niggers shut the fuck up and let me jerk off. Your shitty politics is getting in my way.
Politics are for idiots
by Ppman3993939393929 February 5, 2021
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Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.
The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2021
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obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.
A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.
by B Zangaro January 31, 2023
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Politics

Yeah we're learning about politics in school.
Damn! the Politics nowadays suck.
Watch out for the politics over there in The Tall Grass.
by Adrien James November 21, 2019
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Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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politically incorrect

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss Don Corleone's ring or die

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother
politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
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