slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009

Grave Knobbing

Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.

Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.

by Anther Billows February 9, 2019

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025