Trained Noob

A trained noob, is a noob gamer who has been trained by a pro gamer. Since pros and noobs have different brain chemistry, the trained noob will never be as good as a pro, but might do very well against other noobs.

You can train a noob, but he'll only be a trained noob, he won't really be pro like me. You got to have something different, its like in your head, and in your eyes and stuff.

by Austelle March 25, 2011

Noob cake

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

by noobykins April 1, 2009

Noob nugget

A insult to a person that is good at a game but uses noobish tatics in an attempt to win the game.

Dude! That guy is a noob nugget because he is using an M16 with an acog scope with red tiger camo.

by Eoy May 4, 2008

noob tube

A weapon attachment in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, commonly used by noobs that can only rack up kills using explosives.

Dude, stop using that noob tube

by 1337COW? July 27, 2010

Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.

Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob

by StinkTwat March 8, 2010

noob pube

One measly little pubic hair, which is usually sprouted around puberty.

Person1: Dude, I totally just spawned my first noob pube!
Person2: Oh, ok.

by KC715 April 2, 2008

Noob PWNER

A noob PWNER, or also known as a noob owner is one who spends his or her time pwning noobs. Noobs consist of the online gamers with horrible gamer tags. Some examples of these gammer tags are; bracken30, urmom, and raveu1224!!!
It is noob pwners duties to stop these noobs from, noobing people online video game experiences up. Noob pwners are very prestigious gamers and only come in a rare few.

Noob PWNER "raveu1224 is a noob at halo, he gets pwned all the time by Noob PWNER"

by vixymixy January 20, 2009