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Beard Butt

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
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white beard

Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.
by Turler August 3, 2018
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hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.
hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley
by link283 February 14, 2014
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Bearded Kitty

by DankKitty February 10, 2017
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Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.
"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."
by Lime Beard January 25, 2010
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turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.
That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.
by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015
mugGet the turd beardmug.

bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021
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