by GUMOOSE December 12, 2022
Get the Moosemug. When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
Get the Moose Juicemug. Punjabi singer, Actor, Politician, Born on June 10, 1993 Shubhdeep was born in Moosa, Punjab. He always reps Moose in his name from when he started to the final day of his life.
by tej19 November 27, 2022
Get the Sidhu Moose Walamug. by Limon1114 September 2, 2024
Get the Moosemug. An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009
Get the Moosemug. Used to describe products or habits typically performed by boring, middle-class white Americans. Derived from the name of the animal, the moose, which is known to roam snow white covered lands and famously pictured in the opening credits of the hit 90s sitcom "Northern Exposure" that takes place in Alaska and centers around a white couple. Moose was also a preferred hair product for white people in the 90s.
Girl: the best singer in the world HAS to be Twila Paris
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
Girl 2: yo, girl, that's some moose-shit, right there.
by MkCarthy July 3, 2018
Get the Moosemug. a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.
“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”
by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022
Get the monster moosemug.