Matthew Gerdes

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato
by yeeeeeters December 09, 2019
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Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome
Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot
by Matthewwegz April 17, 2016
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 08, 2014
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Ruby Matthews

Nicer than you might think
She acts mean but she's actually a Ruby Matthews
by Definitely not Ass Man November 30, 2021
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matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.
Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!
by M_ichaelia85 March 22, 2019
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matthew huff

Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.
"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .
by MsMatthewHuff December 04, 2021
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Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy
by Depressed big boi August 24, 2018
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