Mariah Carey

The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.

Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!

by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023

Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023

Mariana

Une Mariana est un Pokémon apparu suite à la 2 ième génération en 2000, rejoignant ainsi la grande famille de chez Nintendo. Elle est connu pour être le plus controversée de la série à ce jour. Tournant toujours autour de polémiques, ce Pokémon cause problème chez Nintendo. Ce fut tel que son utilisation est courante dans le milieu de la Xénophobie, transophobie, sexisme, etc... allant même jusqu'au Fascisme causa problèmes. Réputé d'une toxicité et connotation négative, c'est ainsi que Nintendo décida finalement de blacklister ce dernier en l'an 2010.

Slogan type d'une Mariana: "F*ck les Fachos !"

by DTheBlueOne July 14, 2023

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

filthy Maria

Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.

That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though

by Giant alien phallus December 8, 2017

The maria special

when your wife shits all over your sexy cock during anal

“whats that smell” “oh honey its just the maria special”

by raul navapipi June 2, 2019

Lucia maria

a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA MARIA

dang did you see Lucia maria didn’t know she could suck multiple toes at once

by Abbie eats willy April 28, 2020