Martin Pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

martin green

A man who is which a rather big man slag with intentions on fucking girls and leaving them.
Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.

Hot dumb blonde: omfg he's so hot

Smart slut: yeah but he's a Martin green

by Hahahahahaha2725252 May 18, 2014

Martin

He is a Guy that loves snigdha and likes dick but only Snigdha cock and he likes timnit

Martin A guy who obessed with cock and loves snigdha

by MartinLikesSnigdha March 20, 2019

martin

blond cock boi
is sexy af

eg: girl: who did u sleep with last night?

girl 2: he's so dreammyyyyy, his dick is so big and blond and he is sexy afff!!!! his name is martin

by by by by by by by by by by November 10, 2021

donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015

Martin

A martin means a big fuckup. My old friend randy is such a martin he fucks up the whole time. Martins always crash into busses like it’s nothing.

Person1: damn that dude fucked up big time.
Person2: yeah i know he is really a martin.

by randylahey69 November 21, 2021

Chris Martin

A person who is a total caring person who loves wwe and sports

You know you could always join to Chris Martin for help he’s good at it

by ChrisWillSaveYou!!!!! November 26, 2021