Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

I like you for who you are

the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken

naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are

by stu f. May 27, 2004

stalling like a mulu

when you have a lot of shit to do, but keep pushing it off to the side like an ethiopian.

Nigga, I have a lot of homework but I keep stalling like a mulu.

by MULUSHOCKAZULU March 20, 2010

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

gellin like a felon

A Dr. Scholls® marketing slogan which revised the common English slang term "chillin like a villian" in order to appropriately fit their new product Dr. Scholls® Gel Inserts™. Many people now refer to the word "chillin" as archaic and prefer to use the new word "gellin."

Are you chillin?
No, I'm gellin!

by Stevo November 7, 2004

like to

adverb: almost, nearly, just-about; generally stated in a manner incorporating exaggeration or sarcasm, used primarily in the southern US states

"She was so mad after I forgot her birthday, she like to killed me!"

"Bernice was so funny, I like to died laughing."

"I like to never got this thing on."
-(as uttered by a character in an episode of "Designing Women" after donning a Christmas Tree skirt.)

by Glenn Sheffield October 6, 2008

like talking to a wall

Talking without receiving any kind of reaction or response from the person you're speaking to; Or talking to someone and they react or respond as if you never said what you just said to them.

"I poured my heart out to her and she just stared at me with a blank expression on her face. It was like talking to a wall!"

by Doctor Mac November 7, 2013