Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!
by Odolf Bishler January 21, 2016
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Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!
by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021
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Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.
Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
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Road licker

I don't think you should go out with Jeremy, he's a road licker.
by Tititipoipoi February 21, 2025
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Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.
by derp_chirp March 19, 2011
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Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.
mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker
by pidgeonmaster69 November 27, 2019
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Laminate Licker

A) Lesbian licking a bold vagina
I’m a mother fkin laminate licker so fuck you rug munchers
by Zuit May 10, 2019
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