If you know a Lauren Loiselle, hide your cookies! They are known to eat all of the carbs, and won't say no to a piece of toast. They can seem weird and accident prone but if you know one they can be wonderful!
by QuirkyKoala October 8, 2018
Get the lauren loisellemug. The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.
by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019
Get the Lauren Hawleymug. Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.
“Bro”
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE
by girldislocatesherknee June 23, 2019
Get the Lauren Sullivanmug. 
Get the Laurensmug. Such a great gal. She will change your life and consistently wears fabulous outfits. Just find her and make her your friend. You will not regret it.
See her? She is such a great example of a Lauren Elwin. Except there is only one true Lauren Elwin and she is the greatest of them all.
by supergreatgal June 14, 2014
Get the lauren elwinmug. my lauren is the weirdest person i’ve ever met but she’s so fun to be around!! she has the coolest clothes and gets described as an emo all the time despite not being one! she loves tats and piercings and has the coolest music taste. she can’t spell for shit and her adhd is off balance with the rest of her. she loves baggy tees and true crime and loves to chill in bed.
her favourite place to be is at a concert and her favourite food is garlic bread!
you’re the coolest person i know loz
her favourite place to be is at a concert and her favourite food is garlic bread!
you’re the coolest person i know loz
by awstenknightspubes November 13, 2022
Get the laurenmug.