July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

by oimate2000 July 11, 2021

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

July 23

National ❤️ Your twin day

Bob: what’s today?

Sandra: July 23

Billy: OH DONT YOU MEAN NATIONAL ❤️ YOUR TWIN DAY!!!!!

by SillyGoose2387 July 20, 2022

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”

by canecas November 23, 2021

july 31st

THEY SHOULD SEND VOICE MESSAGES AND PICTURES OF THEMSELVES TO THEIR FUTURE WIFE WHOS PROBABLY NAMES LABIBA, THEY SHOULT ATLEAST SEND THEM DAILY

"yeah im born on july 31st so i do"

by heyheyeheyyyyyy June 17, 2023

july 12

national hug your man day! Hug your boyfriend, side pieces or anything along the lines of that.

Girl 1: It’s july 12! we have to hug our manz

Girl 2: let’s go

by wranglerrrr July 11, 2022